"WARNING: Do Not Hire Another Car Cleaner Until You Read This Important Message!"
This is time-sensitive information that could potentially save you thousands of dollars… especially if you drive a Range Rover, Porsche, Tesla, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, or any other high-end or luxury vehicle…
Is your dirty car bothering you, but you’re just too busy to do anything about it?
And is she still projecting the “success” image you want... and worked so hard to achieve?
Does your mood drop instantly when you get in your car?
Are you almost embarrassed if your colleagues and clients see your car?
Do you feel the need to come up with excuses, like “Oh, my car’s a bit dirty this time around. Just didn’t get a chance to clean it yet…”?
Even more so, are you afraid it’s so dirty it might be affecting your (or your family’s) health?
FACT 1: Each day you don’t do anything about it, dirt degrades and devalues your car
Dirt left sitting on your car degrades and scratches the finish, making it look dull and unattractive.
Glass gets covered with an oil-sticky film, making it difficult for you to see, especially at night.
Dirty leather seats fade and crack, leading to costly repairs.
Every moment you wait, your car wears out faster.
FACT 2: While you are in there, how do the surfaces feel?
Oily residues from the air, clothes, and hands, are drying onto the materials. Slightly sticky, they grab dirt and lock it on.
Through a process called “oxidation” soils bond with the surfaces, causing color change, and becoming permanently attached.
If you wait too long, you are throwing away the key to unlocking dirt and oil from interior and exterior surfaces of your car.
The longer you wait between cleanings, the more soil becomes permanent.
FACT 3: Is the air inside starting to smell stale? Great News!
Pollutants in the air filter through your carpet and fabrics. The carpet traps them so you don’t breathe them in over and over.
But what happens when that trap gets full? Your family starts breathing dust mite debris, pollens, pollutants, fungus, spores, bacteria and a long list of other really gross stuff.
Once your carpet’s and fabrics’ natural filtering ability get full, it is time for a thorough cleaning for your health’s sake.
Who can You trust?
Perhaps you’ve tried other solutions in the past... How did that work out?
Waiting in long lines at the local car wash shop (just like everyone else), not knowing how long you were stuck there for ... and ... on your day off!
And the quality? Let’s just say the money would’ve been better spent elsewhere (by the way, did you notice that some wipe the inside of your car with the same filthy rag they used to wipe the wheels?).
See if this sounds familiar:
Maybe you left your car with a car cleaning company, and they promised it’ll be ready in 2 hours. And that they will call you right away to confirm.
Several hours pass and no sign.
Eventually, tired of waiting and anxious to know what’s happening, you pick up the phone and call them.
You end up in voicemail, listening to the promise of a quick callback.
Again, no one calls you.
You call again and this time they pick up. Candidly they tell you that your car is ready, and that you can collect it. But hurry, ‘cause the shop closes at 5…
What happened with you’re going to call me when it’s ready, you ask? Oh sorry, we were super busy… blah, blah…
With them, it’s always “wham, bam; please move on…”
Not to mention that none of them seemed to appreciate your business...
As if they were doing YOU a favour!
Or maybe you simply gave up on it and said to yourself “I’ll deal with it when I get the time”. But you never have the time and it keeps bothering you...
I know, you've been meaning to get your car cleaned but you just haven't gotten the time. I'm sure there are plenty of good reasons why you haven't done it.
You are busy. Preoccupied with work. You're being pulled in 63 different directions at once. Tired. Who has time or the energy to even think about the car...
By the time you get the crisis of the day fixed, you just want to relax. Just a moment of peace. You deserve it. And weekends, well they go by so fast it seems like Monday morning is there moments after Friday night left.
It is amazing how hard it can be to make the right car cleaning decisions. I had to learn just like you, but I get experience every day, so here are some pointers I have learned from 17 years of experience:
Trying to do it yourself is a waste of money and time
Sure, you can rent some tools or buy them, but how much of those contaminants do you think they will really get out?
If it worked one-tenth as good as my $65,000.00 state of the art system, I would never have spent that money. At the same time, if you have to skip one day of work because you are sore from fighting with a car that is still not quite clean long after you get better, you stand to lose more money than you could allegedly save.
Choosing a company solely by price does not work
Companies price in so many ways, it is hard to compare. The truth is, when we invest wisely, we get what we pay for.
Call the cheapest company you can find, and I’ll wager you get a big sales pitch with a little bit of cleaning. It only makes sense that the cheapest company has to cut costs by using cheap cleaning agents, cheap cleaning equipment, and cheap personnel spending as little time as possible cleaning your car.
Is that really going to solve all the problems I have mentioned? Of course not.
Would you like to have someone reliable to take the burden off your shoulders?
If so, this is the most important message you’ll ever read.
And here’s why...
There is an easy solution for YOU
All you need is Clean My Car, the car cleaning service that makes sure your car is clean even if you absolutely have no time for it.
Here’s just some of the many reasons why you should try this amazing service right now:
Because I specialize in high-end automobiles (Tesla, Mercedes-Benz, Range Rover, and Porsche), if you happen to own one
You are treated with respect, as a human being and not just “another wallet”
It gives you more than a car clean, instead you treat yourself with a pleasant experience
It is extremely convenient and you don’t have to change your schedule to accommodate interruptions
It is incredibly easy to use (we pick up the car, meticulously clean it, and carefully return to you).
But wait, there's more...
You have peace of mind knowing that your appointment is confirmed (and kept) precisely as you requested it
You receive undivided attention because we take care of only one client per day
It gives you a rewarding feeling, just like having a new car every single time
It is safe if you have any allergies or chemical sensitivity because we clean with plant based products (it is also safe for your four-legged friend)
It gives you comfort knowing that your car is protected against unexpected events by a $5 million liability insurance
You get the “bragging rights” to tell your friends about your special status (everyone will look at you with envy and wish they’d known about it before you did)
Bottom line: It is…
The luxury You’ve earned — and rightfully deserve!
I’ll tell you more about this remarkable service in a moment. But first, let me get something out of the way.
I didn’t go through all this trouble to offer you something you don’t really need...
In fact, you should click away, and forget about my service immediately if:
You drive a minivan, a pick-up truck, a Jeep Wrangler or any kind of off-road vehicle (because we’re simply not good at these vehicles)
Your car is merely a mode of transportation (“just a car…”), and you don’t take any pride in it whatsoever
You don’t care about your image (and how other people might perceive you)
Your time has relatively low value since you clean the car yourself
You only care about price (and not the overall experience)
You secretly feel proud when your friends tell you “Your car sure needs a clean!”
You like shopping around for the cheapest deal and don’t mind wasting your time this way
Your secret mantra is “Who cares about this planet, just nuke the damn baby seals!”
You routinely inhale toxic chemical fumes because “it’s good for your health”
Even more so, my service is not for YOU if...
“Quality” is way down on your priority list ... and “Cheap” has the top three positions
You don’t mind shady service people going through your personal belongings ... and keeping what they “like”
You’re an absolute risk taker, and you constantly gamble with the safety of your prized possessions
You enjoy stressful relationships with vendors because it “spices up” your life
You take great pleasure in using services with never ending option lists (and complicated menus) because you consider it a “workout for your brain”
You find it entertaining to cancel an appointment with an important client because your plumber is once again “stuck in traffic”
You take great pride in driving a dirty car (dinged and scuffed all over) because it makes you “stand out”
Phew! I’m glad I got that off my chest...
Still with me? Good, let’s press on.
Listen, I understand if you’re skeptical. It’s good to be skeptical — after all, we’ve all been bombarded with offers “too good to be true”.
But hey, don’t believe me…
Here are seven people I’ve randomly taken out of my bursting file of testimonials…
Each one of them had lost hope at ever finding a solution, and was skeptical at first…
… and this is what they found:
“THE BEST! You can tell by the work, Alex knows what he is doing and LOVES what he is doing. Prompt replies via I-Message as early as 7am, and incredibly professional. I have a fairly expensive sports car and was nervous for the right company to clean it. Safe to say, I will ONLY deal with Alex and Clean My Car from now on.”
-Chris McKay, Vancouver-
“Awesome guy. Great customer service. Clean car. And I don’t have to get off my butt. Can’t get any better than that. A truly great experience!”
-Arianna Finos, Vancouver-
“Alex takes excellent care of his wash clients. He’s attentive, on time, and pays real attention to detail. My car was returned to me in showroom condition. Highly recommend Clean My Car (which comes to you) so you can continue to attend to your business without long waits, and poor finishing because of time pressures.”
-Aly (Altaf) Nazerali, Cathedral Place-
“Super easy and what a great job. Better than the Porsche dealer custom wash, and all without leaving the office parkade. Thanks Alex!”
-Rob Bruno, Vancouver-
“Once again Alex, thank you for the excellent service. The quality is always consistent, and I love the way the car smells when I get inside.”
-Maria Johnson, Vice President Cathedral Place management-
“Alex, your work is fantastic. My ten year old car looks amazing inside and outside. I enjoy using your service over and over. Besides my beloved Jaguar, I brought to you my wife’s and my mom’s cars. I trusted you with the cars of the two most important women in my life. I believe this sums it up...”
-Stephen Wigman, Vancouver-
“Alex cleaned my car today with the Better Wash option and it looks great! I put photos of my car online straightway to sell and I already have two potential buyers lined-up the same day. I found Alex to be honest, courteous, professional and a pleasure to deal with. I would recommend his service to anyone and won’t hesitate to use the service again!
-Jasmine Wolley, Vancouver-
“That sounds good, but I’ve been burned in the past... Will I risk my money with you?”
No, not at all.
And here’s why: My car cleaning service comes with a...
100% Money-Back Guarantee!
That's right, your money back! We don't keep your money, if the service is not right for you.
You won’t find such guarantee anywhere else in the car cleaning industry.
That is how strongly I believe you will benefit from using my service. And I am willing to take the risk to prove it to you.
Listen, here’s my promise to you...
You’ll love Your service, or You DON’T pay!
Once I clean your car, you’ll have not one… not two… but three full days to examine the car and decide if the service was right for you.
You’ll have plenty of time to look it over and make sure it meets your standards.
Then — and only if you’re happy — you pay me for my service.
No questions asked. I trust your judgment completely.
That is why I want to offer you…
A FREE Car Audit
A Car Audit is much more than a price quote. I’ll pay you a visit, and we’ll take a look at your car together.
Then I will tell you exactly what I can do to improve your car, how good it will look, and how long you can expect it to last. I will figure out the exact price quote, and prepare you for the best cleaning ever.
I’ll also determine if your car is in “Good Health”.
Oh, you’ve probably never thought of your car as having good or bad health. Well, just like people, if a car is in bad health, it will not live long. Healthy cars are great for healthy wallets and healthy people.
And you are under NO obligation to buy anything from me whatsoever. No gimmicks, no strings attached.
This Car Audit is all about useful, actionable advice in plain English (not car cleaning gobbledygook).
Here’s a few more reasons why you should accept my invitation for a free Car Audit right now:
Receive unbiased advice from an expert in the field
Learn how to avoid the most common and costly mistakes about car cleaning (this alone could potentially save you thousands of dollars)
Get valuable information in a relaxed environment, practically on your “own turf”
Learn time critical facts about your car (which would take you months to assemble on your own) in just a few value-packed minutes
Be able to shop around informed and armed with “insider” knowledge
So, why am I making you such a generous offer?
The answer is simple. I’m doing it for myself.
You see, I found out that people who learn about my service are very likely to try it and become regular clients.
I love what I do and I wouldn’t change it for the world... And I intend to surround myself with happy clients, whom also love what I do for them. This gives me one of the biggest satisfactions in life.
You see, you have absolutely nothing to lose. But…
There’s a catch. I can afford to make an offer so good to a small and select group of people. To avoid missing out, you have to act now.
So, if you’re interested, simply fill out the form below to request your Free Car Audit.
Request your FREE Car Audit below:
Not quite ready to book a Car Audit appointment right now? Click here to request your Free INFO KIT (including a complimentary Exterior Clean gift voucher — plus a copy of my book, “How To Have Your Car Cleaned Properly, At the Lowest Possible Price”)